|Cup Comp Cup Summer Edition
||[Nov. 29th, 2006|02:36 pm]
Welcome to The 4rd Annual Cup Competition Cup XIX
Look here systembolangets, I'm going to pummel you into submission like George Foreman does fat on his black ass grill. It's going to be long, hard and sweaty just like at the end of "Teen Ass 15" except with a whole lot of moaning - not the stylized and husky whispers of pleasure to which you scopophiliacs have been accustomed to, but the most visceral and bloodcurdling lamentations you've ever heard. At the end, you'll wish you'd never have been born. Feats of strength? HA! If you even dare survive you may be clutching the cup in your bony hand, but I wouldn't even take that bet for a million pounds. Or even more dollars. If you're in for the taking - you're only half a man, so you'll have to enter twice.